RHONDAK - Funny Bar Signs, Mermaids..More.

Native Florida Folk Artist working on the Beer:30 Economy

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Willmaster.com has a variety of tools including a tabbed box online generator
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IT doesn't really work here...so..my search for tabbed content code or an online generator CONTINUES. Help appreciated.

This code does work in other places...maybe LJ interferes with it.

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Crabby Love
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If I can ... I am going to paint up a Crabby Louise's Love Advice sign tonight.

I think that maybe the art that cures me. Love advice from the shell of a crab.

It's not that I don't love him or wish him well, I'm just PEACE and he's PARTY. Unpleasant Party. Like worse than the greasiest episode of cops. Where a wife beater is like a tux. Even at the top of my high heeled bar hopping game I never wanted to hang out in the homes of lowlife types for FUN hours at a time. Maybe for amusement to write about it. I liked the costumes. The kink. The mad flow of everyones without names. I liked going from one place to another. I didn't want to settle anywhere with anyone. I liked the nightlife, baby...now I'm OK with the quiet life.

I want PEACE. I want to build a fence around my house. It is not impossible times being what they are and there's already a fence down one side.

I'll be one of those women who marries her dog YET.

Weed
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What I really did was weed. As in pulling weeds. Not grow house like my little slice of meth lab suburbia...but pull weeks. I think I found a crack pipe fashioned of aluminum under a garden rock.

I have some No Trespassing signs I'm painting. I want to keep the neighbor I think began the x's fast decline ( assisted -- it wasn't a shove by any means ) way away. He may be harmless, but last night he practically shoved my mom and me into the wall running into my house to retrieve his fish from my fridge.

Seriously. In a way that made me wonder what was really in the fish. And really---WTF??? He isn't welcome in here, he doesn't have run of my house like that. It's all odd.

I pulled weeds. I through away stuff in the front yard though it is days from garbage pickup.
I began breaking cut down palmettos into the basics for a tiki hut fringe for the front of the house--theres a little fence there. I could set up a small patio thingy or paint there. My 4th on the grounds studio.

What else am I going to do with a 3 bedroom crackhouse?

Did I mention the 300 ft of waterfront?

Anyway, the good neighbors won't be back til December. I have 10 months on this lease.

I'm going to make the most of it.

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